lagilman | more oh dear.

Lemming courtesy of

shayheyred

*hic* and oh so true. Well, the drinking neat and brand loyalty parts, anyway. I leave the rest up for others to decide. *innocent blink*

Virgo Style:
cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose onto their
bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity
could lead to drinking less than other signs,
sure -- but it could also lead to drinking
booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or
just to brand loyalty. They rarely get sully
shellacked -- but oh! when they do! Virgo's
controlled by the intellect, but there's an
unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it
loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and
suprisingly unsloppy). As every virgo friend
should declare, 'I'm going to drink myself into
a low level of inteligence tonight' a toast to
the subgenuis IQ

Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style
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(note: I couldn't help it, I corrected some of the errors in the form. Proof, were it needed, that I am indeed a Virgo...)