more oh dear.

[lagilman]

Lemming courtesy of shayheyred

*hic* and oh so true. Well, the drinking neat and brand loyalty parts, anyway. I leave the rest up for others to decide. *innocent blink*


Virgo Style:
cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose onto their
bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity
could lead to drinking less than other signs,
sure -- but it could also lead to drinking
booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or
just to brand loyalty. They rarely get sully
shellacked -- but oh! when they do! Virgo's
controlled by the intellect, but there's an
unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it
loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and
suprisingly unsloppy). As every virgo friend
should declare, 'I'm going to drink myself into
a low level of inteligence tonight' a toast to
the subgenuis IQ


Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style
brought to you by Quizilla


(note: I couldn't help it, I corrected some of the errors in the form. Proof, were it needed, that I am indeed a Virgo...)

Comments

[badgermirlacca.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Badger, who doesn't often let loose the unbridled beast within, because horses in the house are SO messy....

[deire.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'm a Sag, and I do the same.

[dgkgoldberg.livejournal.com]

i found mine.
it was . . . embarassing.

[lagilman]

Did it involve pink drinks?

Ah-hah!

[lagilman]

Okay, I got the original URL for this, and here's my result (note the lack of errors in the form, this time around, not to mention the additional fin on drinking budies...)


Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

Trademark cocktails
Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything -- from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've found it, however.

(suri says: um... okay, fair cop. G&Ts and single malts, wine, and ouzo shots. Yeah.)

Drinking buddies
Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin

Dude. I wanna go drinking with Freddie, Dorothy and Lily (assuming no drinking/snarking limitations on dead folk). And, hell, we'll let Hugh come along too. He's old enough, moderately cute, and probably fun, so long as you keep him away from the
transexual hookers...