So, there's this entire article in the New York Times about the new trend in menswear being skiny, skinny jeans. Really skinny, so much so that you have to make like a greased acrobat to slide into them.
They claim it's a reaction away from the preponderance of boot-cut styles over the past few years.
Uh-huh.
Fashion Industry Guys? Here's a clue. Design jeans that fit, are comfortable, that give you enough room to walk without chafing but don't slide off your ass or flap around the ankles, that hug the form but don't divulge what you had for lunch, and we will buy them, male and female. Maybe not at the $500-700 price tags you were quoting or these uber-punk style jeans, no, but we'll buy them in quantity, oh yeah.
Oh, and make them available in basic black, and a couple of shades of blue, and maybe a nice weathered gray or brown, and we'll buy one of each. Maybe two. I have no interest in acid-washed, pre-ripped, ultra-faded or pre-stained. I can do all those things myself -- that's what jeans are for!
They claim it's a reaction away from the preponderance of boot-cut styles over the past few years.
Uh-huh.
Fashion Industry Guys? Here's a clue. Design jeans that fit, are comfortable, that give you enough room to walk without chafing but don't slide off your ass or flap around the ankles, that hug the form but don't divulge what you had for lunch, and we will buy them, male and female. Maybe not at the $500-700 price tags you were quoting or these uber-punk style jeans, no, but we'll buy them in quantity, oh yeah.
Oh, and make them available in basic black, and a couple of shades of blue, and maybe a nice weathered gray or brown, and we'll buy one of each. Maybe two. I have no interest in acid-washed, pre-ripped, ultra-faded or pre-stained. I can do all those things myself -- that's what jeans are for!
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Date: 2006-05-04 03:00 pm (UTC)They're clothes people. They're just clothes.
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Date: 2006-05-04 03:16 pm (UTC)But I still miss my Gap straight-legs. Basic blues and blacks, fit at the waist, curved at the hip and rear, and didn't flare anywhere. My last pairs are in the 'don't wear in public' stages, alas...
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:10 am (UTC)Good hunting.
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:38 am (UTC)Just today I got a special sale offering: an entire line of leather goods in colors not known in nature. All thrown together. Any old how. On the same piece of leather. Even my Fat White Guys couldn't carry that off (she said, having tacked one up this morning in a bridle with Swarovski crystals in the browband--complete with swan logo--purple saddle pad with gold piping, and purple whip to match).
I didn't know you had an lj. New? Does Alex have one, too? Wonderful to see you here!
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:52 am (UTC)My lj isn't new. It's just that I haven't been keeping up with it all that much, but want to start doing so. Alex doesn't have one. One thing at a time. First, this summer, I need to finally give her a web site. Then, maybe, she'll try an lj (but I doubt it).
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:54 am (UTC)You don't know who I am, do you? ;>
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:00 am (UTC)If the LJ handle, icon, and reference to the white'uns didn't do it, I will mock him for a week. Maybe even a month. :-D
And dare I ask who got be-crystaled?
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:05 am (UTC)So I avoid being mocked, which is always a Good Thing.
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:07 am (UTC)Amazing how many GEnie-ites have surfaced here. It's Old Home Week every week.
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:11 am (UTC)Oh...and, in case you're interested, I have a new CD out. Info on how to give it a listen is on my own lj.
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Date: 2006-05-05 03:29 am (UTC)That's all I need.
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Date: 2006-05-05 11:16 pm (UTC)Then we surround them with whatever food they prefer most, and make them try and sit down while we hold it just out of reach.
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Date: 2006-05-07 03:31 pm (UTC)Way to lay the smackdown, suri!