mock, mock, mock, mock

[lagilman]

got this in e-mail. Can anyone else spot the spamminess?

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Um. Right. B&N, check. Amazon, check. Walden, check. Target (and Wal-Mart, too), check check check... Sorry, Tracy, my publisher's got that covered already.

Sheesh. Spam for breakfast. And it's not even crispy-fried, looks-like-it-might-be-worth-a-nibble kind of Spam, either!

Comments

[lagilman]

But, but, they liked my book! They said so! They even got the title right! How could they be baaaaaaad people?

/fe

[delkytlar.livejournal.com]

But, really... who doesn't like your books? Those are the people of whom I'd be suspicious.