A PSA for the New Year
Jan. 5th, 2011 12:12 pmI get a lot of e-mail. I get a lot of e-mail Asking For Things. And so when I get a letter asking me for help, be it as a private citizen or in my guise as Somewhat Known Author, I do three things:
1. I read it, to see if it sets off any of my "scam" alerts. That includes a misspelled or inaccurate use of my name, content that is utterly unconnected with me ("As you are a major supporter of Organization I've Never Heard Of" or mention of Christ Our Lord), or glaringly obvious misuses of the English language (yes, I know not everyone is a writer. But if you're going to write a Beg Letter, it behooves you to come across as a professional).
If it checks out, I go on to #2:
I determine if this is an organization or individual I have heard of, or have some connection that would indicate why they reached out to me (We follow your blog, and know that you share our interest in..."). Or, similarly, they are referred to me by a known third party.
If the letter clears that hurdle, or at least has reasonable justification, I go on to #3:
I enter their name and/or organization into a search browser, and see what comes up.
If, on doing #3, there is no mention in the first two pages of results, or -- on finding a website that connects to your organization but there is no mention of your name or campaign on it -- then the odds are high I'm not going to respond. And I am sure as hell not going to open any attachments you send with your email.
So if you sent me a legitimate request in the past 6 months but haven't heard back...you might want to reconsider your approach.
1. I read it, to see if it sets off any of my "scam" alerts. That includes a misspelled or inaccurate use of my name, content that is utterly unconnected with me ("As you are a major supporter of Organization I've Never Heard Of" or mention of Christ Our Lord), or glaringly obvious misuses of the English language (yes, I know not everyone is a writer. But if you're going to write a Beg Letter, it behooves you to come across as a professional).
If it checks out, I go on to #2:
I determine if this is an organization or individual I have heard of, or have some connection that would indicate why they reached out to me (We follow your blog, and know that you share our interest in..."). Or, similarly, they are referred to me by a known third party.
If the letter clears that hurdle, or at least has reasonable justification, I go on to #3:
I enter their name and/or organization into a search browser, and see what comes up.
If, on doing #3, there is no mention in the first two pages of results, or -- on finding a website that connects to your organization but there is no mention of your name or campaign on it -- then the odds are high I'm not going to respond. And I am sure as hell not going to open any attachments you send with your email.
So if you sent me a legitimate request in the past 6 months but haven't heard back...you might want to reconsider your approach.
no subject
Date: 2011-01-05 06:20 pm (UTC)Re: #1, if you're asking me for an autographed photo, I'm going to assume this is a scam or quasi-scammy request, and it gets trashed.