dance, puppets!
Jul. 22nd, 2009 12:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lagilmanBusy busy day and probably tomorrow, too. So I'm handing this post over to y'all, with one caveat.
You have to answer "Why?"
Why what? You choose. Deep, shallow, serious, funny, thoughtful, flippant... go for it.
You will be graded for spelling.
A comment chosen not-quite-at-random will get a copy of STAYING DEAD (or can have it sent to someone else, if they prefer)
You have to answer "Why?"
Why what? You choose. Deep, shallow, serious, funny, thoughtful, flippant... go for it.
You will be graded for spelling.
A comment chosen not-quite-at-random will get a copy of STAYING DEAD (or can have it sent to someone else, if they prefer)
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Date: 2009-07-22 05:19 pm (UTC)Pimping baby pictures. Sorry about that, I'm hormonally in a mommy mood. Please disregard if easily offended by small cute pink things.
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Date: 2009-07-22 05:37 pm (UTC)You'd be amazed at how often this answer comes up in daily life...
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Date: 2009-07-22 07:43 pm (UTC)Because the evil robot overlords told me to.No reason at all, honest. *innocent look* *polishes halo*no subject
Date: 2009-07-22 08:52 pm (UTC)I just couldn't help myself. Its light golden hue caught my eye from across the room. "I taste of citrus," it murmured, beckoning me closer. As I approached, it taunted me with notes of poached pear and pineapple. As if sensing my hesitation, it struck on a weaknesses of mine: butterscotch.
So, you see, I didn't stand a chance.
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Date: 2009-07-22 10:09 pm (UTC)And the answer, of course, is 42.
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Date: 2009-07-22 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-07-23 12:55 am (UTC)Why is there air? To blow up basketballs.
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Date: 2009-07-23 01:22 am (UTC)Because if I don't step into the gap, it grows larger. Because there is no one else who can do the things the way that I do, say them the way I say them, and be ME. Because I must be the best ME that I can.
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Date: 2009-07-23 02:24 am (UTC)But if you pay them... Pay each of them... Pay out the pound of flesh, of mind, of soul until the very end... Then maybe it will have been worth it.
But you have to pay to find out.
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Date: 2009-07-23 01:10 pm (UTC)"Because you'll get hurt."
"Because it's dangerous."
"Because it's an office chair, not a bumper car!"
"Because you'll fall and knock into something."
"Because... See, I told you so."
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Date: 2009-07-23 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 07:51 pm (UTC)Key?
Key low.
Your job: Figure it out and it will answer your question.
Hint: It isn't in English.