some random notes found in my notebook from Balticon

[lagilman]

"Why do you think 'tsuris' and 'story' sound so similar?" -- Chuck Gannon

Overheard in the bar:

"Nanobooze -- designed to give you just the right amount of buzz."

"Like Prometheus, bringing hangovers to humanity."

"Conventions: Threat or menace?"

"There is no diet coke in this entire hotel."
"Thank god there's Scotch." (yeah, that was me responding, big surprise)

"Okay, I've had enough. Everyone go home."