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Three ways I know it's autumn:

- the urge to cook returns full-force.
- I take the oversized fleecy sweatshirts out of the cedar chest and hang them within easy reach.
- when I wake up in the morning, I close the window in the office. Because brrrr, even with socks and a sweatshirt. Lovely. And no, I don't mean that ironically. Summer's over, and I'm not at all displeased.

Unlike the past two weekends of social frivolity, the plan for the next 72 hours is to stay close to home and knock things off the to-do list. My editors and agent will no doubt be pleased to hear this. (EtA: so pleased, they just piled more on my plate. *sighs, reaches for delivery menus* It's gonna be one of Those Weekends....)

And yes, I know it's International Talk like a Pirate Day. I'd make an investment banker joke, but my heart's just not in it, this year. So instead, here's a bit of a pirate story.

The town’s council granted them leave, if cautiously, and they sailed into port on low sail, as the last of the blood-red sunlight faded behind the walls of the fort high up on the hill over town. The cannon-holes were empty; the Spaniards had left this island years ago, and the locals stripped everything in the fort worth looting within an hour of their departure. Pirates were not all at sea; some of them stayed on land.

Crew was at half-liberty, free to wander but not far, and not liquid. There was grumbling, but Captain snarled and the grumbling died down.

Herself stalked along the deck, staring first out over the thatched rooftops of port-town, what little there was of it, then back out over the night-black waters behind them.

“I’m off,” she announced to the Captain, who merely grunted in acceptance. Oliver sat up and took notice. Herself rarely took liberty, and when she did there was always something up. When she pulled on walking boots, and added an extra sticker to the leather sheath on the side, he was there, chocolate ears pricked and tail alert.

“Not tonight, Oliver.”

“You think you can keep me from somewhere I want to be?”

“You don’t want to be with me tonight.”

“Contrary. That’s exactly when I do want to be with you.” He was laughing, and she knew it.

“Take him.” Captain’s voice was clear, surprisingly so. “At least that way I’ll know both of you are getting into the same trouble, and only give me one thing to worry about.”

Herself glared at the Captain, whose mild brown eyes met her gaze with weary patience, and waited her out. They used to yell; now they only breathed quietly, and waited. Oliver felt the tension simmer and grow, until it filled the entire cabin. Only now, it was Herself rising to the boil.

“Fine. If someone wants to make cat stew and cat-fur bags out of him, though, I won’t stop them.”

“And I won’t protect your pussy either,” Oliver said, unperturbed. He would go where he willed; the fact was he wanted to see what she was after. A cat's curiosity was legend, and a ship' cat had more restlessness than even the most curious of his kind.

partial © Laura Anne Gilman

Yes, I've finally written a talking cat story. Figured I should get it out of my system already.....

Date: 2008-09-19 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fakefrenchie.livejournal.com
Please Sir. Could I have some more?

Date: 2008-09-19 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fakefrenchie.livejournal.com
Oh dear. I forgot! ;-)

Date: 2008-09-19 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-booklover.livejournal.com
I like it. Is it/when will it be possible to get the rest?

Date: 2008-09-19 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-cunningham.livejournal.com
I've been surprisingly reticent with the talking cat stories, all things considered. There's a Daw anthology coming out in December (Catopolis) that's all talking cats, so I did a story for that. The only other one was a young adult novel, years ago. The cat neatly summed up my opinion on the matter: "All cats can talk. We just don't WANT to."

Date: 2008-09-19 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-cunningham.livejournal.com
This is my first DAW anthology. That's not the crowd I usually run with: I'm a "shared-world hack," for the most part--Star Wars, the Forgotten Realms, and so on. So I was a little surprised when the editor emailed me looking for a last-minute story (she was running a little short on word count.) Apparently someone--and not someone I know--recommended me as a "cat person." Funny, the little factoids that stick in people's minds. You never know what a bit of info floating around the web might lead to. I suppose it's possible that someone looking for bard tales will say, "Yeah, gotta get her on board. She plays the harp, used to teach piano and voice, has a music degree and everything. We can pretty much count on her not to use the phrase 'reached a crescendo' in narrative."

Hey, it could happen.

Date: 2008-09-19 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-cunningham.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if that says more about me, or the anthologies...

Let's see . . . there's one of you, and FIFTY BAZILLION anthologies. My son is majoring in applied mathematics. I'll have him run the numbers and get back to you with an answer.

Re "reaching a crescendo": I've seen this phrase in fantasy books more often than I care to count. I took it up with a friend of mine, explaining that a crescendo was a PROCESS, not a CLIMAX. His response? "Oh, I don't know--my woment tend to get pretty loud when they climax." At that point I gave up. Sure, go ahead and write "reached a crescendo." And while you're at it, be sure to point out that lively music has achieved tempo.

Oy gevalt.

Date: 2008-09-19 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-cunningham.livejournal.com
Nope, it's not oblique. This is one of those "It's not you, it's me...." moments. My sense of humor is odd and usually has a dead-pan delivery, which really doesn't translate well online. I dislike emoticons, but they do have their uses. Please insert one of these. . . ;) . . . after my riff on your DAW comment.

Or better yet, I'll make more coffee, too. It couldn't hurt.



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