Darwin Award contender....

[lagilman]

it's a damned parade of stupid people this week, I swear. And it's only Monday....


BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.


I <3 Vuk Bojovic.

(OMG people, a clue. bears? eat people. not their first choice, no, but they do eat people. show a little goddamn respect...)

Comments

[deire.livejournal.com]

"That's right, WTF, moron has removed himself from the gene pool. I repeat, moron has removed himself from the gene pool. This is Darwinian Outpost, over and out."

[debg.livejournal.com]

Yep. I saw that article this morning, and had two clear thoughts about it:

1. Guys, why are you holding a drunken party in a fucking ZOO?

2. Go, Darwin! Choose Darwin!

[melinda-goodin.livejournal.com]

1. One less idiot in the world
2. Said idiot has made the zoo-keepers jobs much, much more dangerous now. Masha and Misha have been reminded that people=food, something they may not have registered before.