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[lagilman]

*goes splat. is eaten by shark*

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[jonquil.livejournal.com]

::tosses shark emetic into water::

[jaylake.livejournal.com]

:: feeds chocolate to shark in hopes Suri will receive some down inside like Baron Munchausen ::

[debg.livejournal.com]

Fillets shark. suri climbs out and chops some garlic and fresh dill. We eat shark.

[scarlettina.livejournal.com]

Pours Scotch down shark's throat. Hopes a) that some of it will reach Suri and b) that shark will be drunk and happy enough to disgorge Suri with as little trauma and ick as possible.

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

*hops on motorcycle and jumps shark*

[girasole.livejournal.com]

you guys are good, ya know?

[anisosynchronic.livejournal.com]

So that's what happened to that pool shark used for decoration at Noreascon III....