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[lagilman]

According to the New York Post, New York City is preparing to unveil its own signature brand of free condoms.

LJers are witty on the subject.


ETA: my comment: "Welcome to New York. Put this on." (never let it be said we don't take care of our tourists) My sister then totally one-upped me with "Mind the gap."

Comments

[supertailz.livejournal.com]

So the 1 won't be able to get me where I want late at night? But not to worry! Maybe they'll come out with shuttle bus condoms too and then if you get a ticket they'll...maybe finish you off?

[terri-osborne.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, the smell in the city makes far, FAR more sense.......

Ick!

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

I. Am. NEVER. Visiting. New. York. Again.

Re: Ick!

[lagilman]

*raised eyebrow* Why? I'm not sure I understand why condoms evoke that sort of reaction....

Re: Ick!

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Yesterday's additional odors excepted (perhaps), if condoms explain the smell of anything I'm not entirely certain I want to be there.

Also, keep in mind that unopened condom generally has no smell, and so Terri was clearly referencing an open, and likely used condom.

So, yeah, Ick.

[thecityofdis.livejournal.com]

All of those comments are fabulous.

[dianora2.livejournal.com]

The E: Goes slow and straight halfway thru, then curves to the right and goes express.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Those were awesome.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

My sister then totally one-upped me with "Mind the gap."

LOL!!!!!!

[greeneyedkzin.livejournal.com]

They don't call it the BIG apple for nothing.