I. Hate. Waiting.

[lagilman]

Not all waiting, mind you. I'm okay waiting for the weekend. And waiting on line. And waiting for the mail to arrive, or a tv show to come on, or someone to remember what it was they were going to say.

But waiting for things that need to be done and could actually happen NOW, if only other people were turning pages as fast as I am? THAT I am NOT good at.

At all.


Just sayin'.


Also, I have a headache. It is not The Headache, for which I am thankful, but it is a headache nonetheless.


Anyone know any good/bad jokes to pass the time?

Comments

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

What's invisible and smells like carrots?


A bunny fart.

[lagilman]

*blink. blink blink*


*the pain hits*



*groans*

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Where did Napoleon keep his Armies?


In his Sleevies.

[klingonguy.livejournal.com]

This is one of the three classic jokes in Klingon:

Doq'a' SuvwI'pu'?

ghobe'. SuD

Ok, and now you laugh.

[lagilman]

.........**silence**........



(I think that one needed the visual, actually)

[allaboutm-e.livejournal.com]

Two buzzards go to get on a plane, and they each have three dead possums under their wings. The flight attendant stops them and says, "I'm sorry, but the airline rules are two carrion per passanger."

[lagilman]

*groan*