when it absolutely, positively HAS to get there the day after the Rapture...

[lagilman]

Walter Jon strikes again. No I don't know where/how he finds this stuff, but I love it!



http://postrapturepost.com/

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[jennifer-dunne.livejournal.com]

I wonder if part of that 2-6 week delivery window is for them to confirm you've really ascended? Cause, yanno, it would be really embarrassing for someone to send all those "Told you so" cards to their family and friends, only to not make it up to Heaven after all. :-)

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

No refunds!

[klingonguy.livejournal.com]

Does Walter Jon have an LJ?

[lagilman]

He does not, alas.

[delkytlar.livejournal.com]

I'd take them up on it, except that they admit to sloth as one of their sins, so I can't really expect them to make timely delivery.

It's like a reverse Nigerian scam. Instead of you helping them get their valuables out of a bad situation, they help you, and charge for it.

[lagilman]

It's like a reverse Nigerian scam. Instead of you helping them get their valuables out of a bad situation, they help you, and charge for it.

Except that's not a scam, per se. It's called 'providing a service.' If they don't actually follow through, then it's a scam. But you can't say that, as the Event hasn't occured.


Me, I'm wondering at all these people so certain they're going to be taken up in the Rapture. Isn't Massive Ego also a sin?

[delkytlar.livejournal.com]

Me, I'm wondering at all these people so certain they're going to be taken up in the Rapture. Isn't Massive Ego also a sin?

I hope not.

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

I just knew those Atheists had to be good for something. :)