Things That Are Better Overheard Than Said...

[lagilman]

"Oh. Hi, officer."


(which just floated in through the open window from the street down below. Sounded like he got off with a 'don't park here, boy' warning)


Anyone else got one?

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[helcat.livejournal.com]

"He thinks he's going to subpoena me? I'll subpoena him!"

--overheard in my parking lot last night.

(I'm Helen, btw. We met through Ferragus.)

[ferragus.livejournal.com]

(whispers: see I told you she was cool!)

And sits back as everyone wonders which I'm whispering to :)

[algor.livejournal.com]

The best one I've heard lately was when I was sitting in my room reading, window open, Memorial Day festivities going on outside...The voice of a seven year old boy cries out, "Mama, you LIED..." And then you hear a theatrical stomping out, like he's trying to sound like a dinosaur.