This I needed? Like another acid-burned hole in my gut, I needed!

[lagilman]

The person who left a UPS box in front of a garage door, just exactly where a rear wheel would hit it when the car backed out of the driveway, should be taken out and forced to listen to a dozen off-key renditions of "Little Drummer Boy." As performed by irritable drag queens. Twelve times, in a row, no rest stops.


Fortunately, nothing was broken. But Peter almost had a heart attack.

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[kefiraahava.livejournal.com]

Eeep....

You have the Shy Woodland UPS Creatures, then. The ones that ring and run because they cannot bear human contact.

(the very annoying ones, in other words)

Glad nothing was broken and Peter didn't have a heart attack.