Job board headline

[lagilman]

HTML Savvy Aspiring Lesbian Writer Wanted



That must be one hell of a job interview, no?

Comments

[eeknight.livejournal.com]

Aspiring lesbian? Is it that hard to get there? They make it look so easy in the movies -- but then they're professionals.

[agamisu.livejournal.com]

Think you could fake it? Living a lie, then come out as straight....

[lagilman]

to quote "Dogma"

"You ready to come over to the other side?"
"I could never do that. Women are insane."


(I shall refrain from pointing out that the guys seem to be the ones responding to this post... oops, went and pointed it out, didn't I?)

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

That's because you were in too much of a hurry.

I suppose a bisexual could qualify as an aspiring Lesbian, if she were suitably disaffected with men.

If it's aspiring (lesbian writer), do you have to quit if you sell a book?

[dreamntreality.livejournal.com]

wasnt that a movie? But with a guy? He acted as if her were gay, then fell in love this girl, who didnt think of him in any way sexually because she thought he was gay? i seem to recall....

[aynjel.livejournal.com]

My kingdom for some punctuation.

Oh, wait.... I don't have a kingdom. Perhaps that's why they didn't give me any punctuation.

All I want to know, "Wanted for what? What are you going to do with a Savvy Aspiring Lesbian Writer constructed purely of HTML? Would a DHTML Savvy Aspiring Lesbian Writer be over-qualified? What if she's got some JavaScript in her?"

(don't ask, I'm not awake yet)

[lagilman]

What if she's got some JavaScript in her?"

See matociquala's response above?

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

[VBG]

[kalligraphy.livejournal.com]

wow! Where is this job? I want to apply. I'm an aspiring lesbian. Now if I can just learn enough html to be savvy in it. Can someone explain to me exactly how much html one needs to be savvy in it?