Best. Error. Message. Ever.

You Have Reached the Wrong Number.

If You Have Reached the Wrong Number by Accident

Please Rotate Your Head by Ninety Degrees,

and Try Again.

Otherwise, Please Remain on the Line,

and Your Call will be Ignored

in the Order that It was Received.

Thank You for Flying with Us,

and We Look Forward to Serving You

with a Delicate White Sauce

in the Near Future.

random yellowjacket update

So. I'm allergic to yellowjacket venom. Who knew?

(my mom, apparently, as she is, too).


And there seem to have been four stings in the one finger. Guess I really put my hand wrong...

The nice doctor has given me a shot, and a script for my old friend methylprednisolone and some Zyrtec, and promises I'll be back to writing-normal in a few days. Joy.

Meanwhile, the line edit sits and glares at me. But my To Be Answered e-mail pile has gone down considerably. No bad without some good, I suppose...

and new CSI tonight!

(did anyone else see the new CSI:NY? Is it just me or is a 'cuddle pile' kind of weird, but also kind of.. sane? Especially compared to some of the other things of real life reflected previously in the CSI lens?)