This I needed? Like another acid-burned hole in my gut, I needed!

The person who left a UPS box in front of a garage door, just exactly where a rear wheel would hit it when the car backed out of the driveway, should be taken out and forced to listen to a dozen off-key renditions of "Little Drummer Boy." As performed by irritable drag queens. Twelve times, in a row, no rest stops.


Fortunately, nothing was broken. But Peter almost had a heart attack.