What Would Your Warning Card Say?

[lagilman]

Via the LJ-less AG: If you had to give strangers (and people who otherwise forget) a PSA, what would it be?


"People forget that cute little meerkats are still members of the mongoose family, and will take on cobras - and win - if they or theirs are threatened."


What's yours?

Comments

[martianmooncrab.livejournal.com]

"Low tolerance for Stupid, stop testing the system"

[girasole.livejournal.com]

“And, though she be but little, she is fierce.”
Shakespeare, Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 3 Sc 2.

[anghara.livejournal.com]

"I'm a writer. Anything stupid or malicious you may do or contemplate doing is fair game for the next book. Not everyone may realise I'm talking about YOU but those who know you *WILL*. There is nowhere to hide."

Or, in more succinct terms, "Don't piss off a Bard."

[cepetit.myopenid.com (from livejournal.com)]

If that PSA was on a smartphone, it would be the theme from Jaws. If restricted to something like a business card, I suppose I'd go with "It depends" or "My tolerance for stupidity expired in 1973."