oh, as usual, dear.

[lagilman]

Uttered tonight:

Me: "I love my people. They are just so, so fucked up."

Companion: *inquiring look*

Me: "this fic has the following tags: slight body horror, people doing weird things with fleshy appendages, and shameless shameless tentacle pron."

Companion: *sighs*

Comments

[goingferal.livejournal.com]

Now, now! Can't leave us hanging. Where's the link? :)

[elsceetaria.livejournal.com]

Those sound like some amazing tags.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

You found a new sushi restaurant?

[mtlawson.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I will never understand, it's tentacle porn.

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

:-)
This is how conversations should be.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Someone somewhere today mentioned http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1608200191/, which is alleged to be gay octopus porn.

No, I'm not shelling out to see if that is truly what it contains.