death meme
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lagilmanstole this from...someone. It was a while ago, I don't remember.
What do you think happens after you die?
Pretty much you stop living.
Do you believe in heaven?
not if it doesn’t believe in me.
Do you believe in hell?
only in terms of what we put ourselves through
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
Probably. Why should death stop that?
How many people would attend your funeral?
Probably a lot – mostly just to make sure I’m really dead.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
I suspect at that point I really won’t care.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Pills.
What should be written on your tombstone?
At least I hit this deadline.
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
Next question.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Don’t particularly care.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
Various family and clan members, based on who I was annoyed with that week.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
You couldn’t send them when I was alive and could enjoy them?
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
Haven’t a clue.
Have you ever watched someone die?
Yes.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
being nibbled to death by rabid ducks.
How often do you think about death?
Only when it seems a viable alternative or a likely outcome.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
Not even close.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I think that no matter is ever lost, so we’ve got to go somewhere. In what form is still open to debate.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
Yes.
Do you consider life short or long?
Yes.
Do you think you have a soul?
for various definitions of soul, yes.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
depends – did they ask for help or not?
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Long-lived, yes. Immortal, no.
What do you think happens after you die?
Pretty much you stop living.
Do you believe in heaven?
not if it doesn’t believe in me.
Do you believe in hell?
only in terms of what we put ourselves through
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
Probably. Why should death stop that?
How many people would attend your funeral?
Probably a lot – mostly just to make sure I’m really dead.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
I suspect at that point I really won’t care.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Pills.
What should be written on your tombstone?
At least I hit this deadline.
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
Next question.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Don’t particularly care.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
Various family and clan members, based on who I was annoyed with that week.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
You couldn’t send them when I was alive and could enjoy them?
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
Haven’t a clue.
Have you ever watched someone die?
Yes.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
being nibbled to death by rabid ducks.
How often do you think about death?
Only when it seems a viable alternative or a likely outcome.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
Not even close.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I think that no matter is ever lost, so we’ve got to go somewhere. In what form is still open to debate.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
Yes.
Do you consider life short or long?
Yes.
Do you think you have a soul?
for various definitions of soul, yes.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
depends – did they ask for help or not?
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Long-lived, yes. Immortal, no.
