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[17:13] tait: k. this paper is going slower than a slow, groaning zombie.
[17:13] tait: or a dead horse.
[17:13] lauraanne: zombie horse!
[17:13] tait: *brandishes stick, and feels bad about it*
[17:13] lauraanne: careful that bits of it don't fall off
[17:13] tait: i've got a full page of thoughts on it, but no real topic to dig into.
[17:13] tait: except that It's Not Fair. :p
[17:13] tait: how'd you do?
[17:13] tait: eww, zombiebits! ...are they edible?
[17:14] tait: *throws them in a stew*
[17:14] lauraanne: another two pages, bleeding, and we're through the first (very short) chapter, yay.
[17:14] lauraanne: I think if you put zombiebits in the sstew, all you get is much
[17:14] lauraanne: mush
[17:15] tait: yay for through the first chapter! ^_^
[17:15] tait: good job!
[17:15] lauraanne: also, probably not kosher
[17:15] lauraanne: (the zombie)
[17:15] tait: true.
[17:16] tait: but if the person who eats said stew turns into a zombie from tasting zombie flesh,
[17:16] tait: kosher will cease to matter.
[17:16] tait: ...to the zombie person.
[17:16] lauraanne: I dunno, I think Islam would insist on Halal even for zombies.
[17:17] tait: for people, or for zombies?
[17:17] tait: because zombies really don't care what they're eating, as long as it's manflesh.
[17:17] tait: or brains. :p
[17:17] lauraanne: zombie-peoples. I don't think they insist on it for non-peoples
[17:18] lauraanne: Although some Orthodox Jews insist on kosher animal food
[17:19] tait: Thou shalt not eat of rotten flesh, for if thou dost, thou shalt be curst.
[17:19] tait: with unholy lusts.
[17:19] lauraanne: but what if it's not rotten, only a little zombified?
[17:19] tait: for the flesh of thy brother and sister, and the flesh of thy people.
[17:19] lauraanne: some people might consider unholy lusts to be a selling point...
[17:19] tait: the zombie cookbook.
[17:19] tait: mmm, fingers.
[17:19] lauraanne: I need to blog this