a day in the life...
Sep. 9th, 2008 10:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lagilman*Writer looks at manuscript*
*manuscript looks back, innocently enough that Writer is immediately Suspicious*
"You're not done, are you?"
"You've gone through me twice, and so has your editor. How can I not be done?"
"Right. when you take that reasonable tone, I know something's still wrong. Hop back on the desk, you."
*Manuscript mutters, but does as ordered.* "Hey! Warm that pencil up before you touch me with it, willya?"
"Bitch, bitch, bitch. All you do is lay there, I'm the one who does all the work..."
*manuscript looks back, innocently enough that Writer is immediately Suspicious*
"You're not done, are you?"
"You've gone through me twice, and so has your editor. How can I not be done?"
"Right. when you take that reasonable tone, I know something's still wrong. Hop back on the desk, you."
*Manuscript mutters, but does as ordered.* "Hey! Warm that pencil up before you touch me with it, willya?"
"Bitch, bitch, bitch. All you do is lay there, I'm the one who does all the work..."
