lagilman: coffee or die (politics)
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies:


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

(via Walter Jon Williams)
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