this has been the day that was.

[lagilman]

thanks to nycdeb (well, I'm blaming her, anyway) I am now auditioning all comers for the position of Patron.

Requirements: the willingness and ability to provide:

 

• maid service on a weekly basis
• groceries paid for and delivered to my kitchen (no need to cook, I can do that myself)
• praise and admiration when the author does something noteworthy (like making deadline)
• chocolates, wine, and foie gras
• the services of a masseuse five times a year (quarterly, and on my birthday)

In return, the Patron will receive my undying gratitude, and a place in the acknowledgements of every book I write while under their patronage. 


Line forms to the left, please no pushing and shoving, everyone will be interviewed in turn...