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lagilman"A Brief, Brief History of Time."
sample:
Galileo: *invents proper telescopes* *discovers Moons orbiting Jupiter* OMG WTF! There’s stuff orbiting things which aren’t the Sun and aren’t Earth. Blimey.
The Universe: *slow hand clap* Getting warmer, boys.
The Church: STFU Galileo! Do you really want to be the principle ingredient in a philosopher kebab?
Galileo: *grumbles* But!
The Church: Shh! We are right about everything, mmmkay? Invent cat flaps or tippex or something useful or shut it, right?
Galileo: But nevertheless, it moves…
The Universe: *sigh* Nice try Galileo. Good effort.
Oh dear. Actually did scare the cats, I was laughing so hard...
sample:
Galileo: *invents proper telescopes* *discovers Moons orbiting Jupiter* OMG WTF! There’s stuff orbiting things which aren’t the Sun and aren’t Earth. Blimey.
The Universe: *slow hand clap* Getting warmer, boys.
The Church: STFU Galileo! Do you really want to be the principle ingredient in a philosopher kebab?
Galileo: *grumbles* But!
The Church: Shh! We are right about everything, mmmkay? Invent cat flaps or tippex or something useful or shut it, right?
Galileo: But nevertheless, it moves…
The Universe: *sigh* Nice try Galileo. Good effort.
Oh dear. Actually did scare the cats, I was laughing so hard...
