My Evil Plan (via arcaedia, all hail her)

[lagilman]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!


Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no human will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.


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