made for tv movies I'm not going to see.

[lagilman]

"Spring Break Shark Attack" on CBS this SUnday.

The ad shows, I kid thee not, an entire flotilla of shark fins moving through the water, heading directly for the boat of nubile college students, male and female.


Uh-huh.

I think I'd rather watch "Mansquito." Twice. Without booze.



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Comments

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I'd watch it.

...And root for the sharks.

[deire.livejournal.com]

:interested look: So they eat the cheerleaders first?

[ferragus.livejournal.com]

and die of silicon poisoning?

[lagilman]

Don't know if there are any cheerleaders. But to me, anyone who got to take spring break rather than having to work is worthy of being shark-chum.


I just so. hate. sharks.

[karentoe.livejournal.com]

I don't watch many CBS shows, so I've missed this. Are you sure this isn't an ad for a Fox series? No, wait, they're doing a show with Pam Anderson called Stacked.

[chats-noirs.livejournal.com]

College kids getting munched by sharks? Entertainment gold!

[hoosier-red.livejournal.com]

That's absolutely horrible! To think that some cruel, heartless TV producers would do something like this to a group of innocent sharks -- I only hope PETA gets involved.

I mean, eating COLLEGE STUDENTS? Do you KNOW what they put in their bodies? Ew. . .

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather watch "Mansquito." Twice. Without booze.

I don't even want to waste time watching the ads for this thing.

[deedop.livejournal.com]

We just saw an ad for this last night. I kept imagining the director shouting "MORE FINS! MORE FINS!"

[barbara-ferrenz.livejournal.com]

I like the pictures of people talking (page 2...I didn't make it to page 3) to show us that the movie has, you know, content.

I'll probably watch it if Crossing Jordan is a rerun.

[lagilman]

If you made it to page three, you'd see the last shot is of of a decently-graying but very grim-looking Bryan Brown, I guess as a sop thrown to entice those of us who are, um, of an older demographic and don't care about 20-something starlets of either gender...