Come, amuse me!

I'm ears-deep in the final pass of Book 2 before it has to go to Mine Editor, and the stress levels are high enough to match the current temperatures (still in the 90's, please dog make it stop).

So.

Clearly, what I need to jumpstart the pre-release chatter for SILVER ON THE ROAD is for a celebrity to be spotted/photographed reading it. Based on, well... the blurb for the book, your best knowledge about my work, and your sheer perversity, er, good taste, who do you think would be my best celebrity "pusher?"