We Need A Few Good Lunatics...

Have you ever felt that there has to be more to life than this? That there is a bud of tightly-furled lunacy in you that you've never had the chance to see bloom? That there are strangers you have not made laugh, neighbors you have not scandalized, and friends you haven't dragged into shenanigans?

(Or was that strangers and shenanigans, friends scandalized, and neighbors laughing? Whatever. Carry on.)

Have you ever wanted to look back and say "oh god I can't believe I did that?"

Have you ever wanted to stop and say "we are fucking AWESOME?"  (Or abnosome?)

Have you ever looked a people having a ridiculously good time that's probably illegal for anyone over five not currently wearing fingerpaint or pudding all over them, and thought, wistfully, "that looks like fun?"

Are you fearless?  Or at least, capable of saying "oh what the hell?"

Team Awesome Innuendo Wants You.

What do we want you for?  We'll get to that later.  Just sign here on this line by the x....


(Disclaimer: this will require one full week out of your life, most likely in August.  Some of you may be running away already.  Those of you who're intrigued, step closer.  Just a little closer...*hides butterfly net behind her back*)


[and yes, this IS International. Let no borders stand in your way!]