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Dear Retail World: if I hear Christmas music coming from your doors before 10 December, I will shop/dine somewhere else. Two weeks is PLENTY of time for you to assault our eardrums/make us hate the sound of caroling.

Seriously, I understand that many of you love the Christmas season, and it makes you all happy 'n shit to have reminders start before Thanksgiving, but c'mon, son....