Lit'ry & non-lit'ry quiz: Which Author's Fiction Are You? and What Die are You?

( various quizzes now hidden for mercy )

Taking the day off to play hookey. Will report back in later, if I'm not captured by Gypsies and taken off to work in the squalid fanfic factories of Maryland, or left in a stupor under a table in some Alphabet City dive, or...