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I give you Photographic Evidence

These were taken after I, innocently sitting at my desk working, heard a loud THUMP against the window, turned around, and saw Pandora sitting up close to the glass, peering out.

The thump came, not from my beloved hunter-cat, but the Damned Squirrel, who had somehow determined that there were corn chips on the counter. Next to the cat. Cat be damned, apparently... human also be damned, since when I leaned in and barked at him, he just made a very nervous hhhnnnhhh noise, and stuck around until I removed the chips from sight. I suspect there will be a call to animal control, if he doesn't go away (poor thing, but eventually I'll want to open my windows w/o worrying about a furry little home intruder....)









and yes, I suspect this is the same little furry bandit who broke in (tearing my screen in the process) last summer. So he knows there is food here...

Date: 2012-02-10 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nycdeb.livejournal.com
He *does* look like he's prepared to wait all day. And wait. And wait.

Date: 2012-02-10 03:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-10 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hildy.livejournal.com
Or try to out-stare Pandora.

Good luck with that.

who you gonna call?

Date: 2012-02-10 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allaboutm-e.livejournal.com
That's one tough squirrel!

Date: 2012-02-10 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threeoutside.livejournal.com
Great pictures! Isn't he CUTE??? And I love Pandora's "head posture" in the second one. We who are owned by cats know exactly what's going on in that furry little feline head. lol

Date: 2012-02-10 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlettina.livejournal.com
That squirrel is definitely trying to figure out how to get in. Crafty beast.

Date: 2012-02-10 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenoftheskies.livejournal.com
How awesome!

One of my cats has a squirrel "friend" who comes to taunt him from the roof overhang.

Date: 2012-02-10 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sorek.livejournal.com
In that third picture he looks like he wants Samuel L. Jackson to narrate his dialogue.

Date: 2012-02-10 05:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-10 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jperceval.livejournal.com
You should call either Lilith Saintcrow (exterminate) or Gennita Low (domesticate), depending on the route you want to go here...;-)

Date: 2012-02-10 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandial.livejournal.com
Great shots. Good thing it was glass rather than screen weather.

I love the way cameras are now almost always at hand, allowing moments like this to be captured,

Date: 2012-02-10 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pds-lit.livejournal.com
Smart Squirrel! We have them in NJ too and they thing their main job is to torment cats through a pane of glass.

Date: 2012-02-10 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katatomic.livejournal.com
Squirrels: a rat in fancy dress.

Date: 2012-02-10 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
Wow. I cannot stop giggling...

Date: 2012-02-10 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtlawson.livejournal.com
I'm not shocked.

When I was in college, a housemate of mine came out of the shower, shut his bedroom door, and had the strangest feeling he was being watched. He turned around and saw a squirrel peering at him through the window. The squirrel then hopped down a couple of feet on the porch roof and lay, spread eagle, sunning itself.

Oh yeah, squirrels are impertinent bastards.

Date: 2012-02-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com
put the corn chips on someone elses fire escape.

I have urban squirrels here, but you got the big city boys! If they show up in a porkpie hat and have a match hanging out the side of their mouth.. lookout!

Date: 2012-02-10 07:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-02-10 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signeh.livejournal.com
Here's a cheap and easy thing to try and discourage him. We found it worked well when a pack of squirrels kept chewing their way through our screens on the the way to the kitchen. I guess it smells like fire to them.

Date: 2012-02-10 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jperceval.livejournal.com
Did she? I've fallen behind on SquirrelTerror!

Date: 2012-02-11 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiziks.livejournal.com
That is one FAT little squirrel!

Date: 2012-02-11 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signeh.livejournal.com
Liquid Smoke is the product name. It's a flavoring agent used to add a smoky taste to meats, stews and sauces. I found it in the spice aisle of our local grocery. I don't recall it having any effect on the birds.

Date: 2012-02-11 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signeh.livejournal.com
Somehow an entire sentance dropped out of my first post. It should also have said to daub it around the windowsills, as well as giving the product name. Sorry!

Date: 2012-02-11 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fakefrenchie.livejournal.com
Squirrels are soooo cute. But not cuddly, I agree with you there.

BTW, Donna got the 1st package of books.

Date: 2012-02-11 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com
We have shy country squirrels but the ones in Waterlow Park, in London, were so aggressive that they would nip if you gave them bread and not chocolate.

Date: 2012-02-12 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
I rather like the pleading way he has his paws clasped in the last shot. "Please? May I have some more?"

Date: 2012-02-12 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neko-san.livejournal.com
(If it's not already old news to you), mammals react to capsaicin, birds do not. This led to me dumping a container of ground chili peppers into the bird feeder, which deterred all but one (nursing mother) squirrel. She would eat a handful of seed, smack her head with her paws, eat another bit of seed, band her head against the tree, and so on. I wondered about her pups.

Date: 2012-02-12 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
He'll say that when he gets the food!

Worry when he puts his little squirrelly fingers together and says "BORED!"

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