lagilman: coffee or die (Castiel Kitten of Thursday)
Laura Anne Gilman ([personal profile] lagilman) wrote2014-12-16 08:16 pm

Things that should not be so funny but are, part the next (feline division)

Things I had forgotten:

for all their lives, the Kitten of Thursday and Boomer have been apartment cats. To them, the washer and dryer are things that live Elsewhere.

Not so, here.

Things I learned:

While the washer sounds a lot like the dishwasher, and so is mildly interesting but not terribly disturbing, the dryer is.... well.

Stage One: WHATTHEFUCKMOMWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? starting nervously and hiding behind my legs.

Stage Two: ....cautious, crouched staring from a safe distance.

Stage Three: we have not been eaten, therefore we are ignoring it utterly.

Stage Four, when the buzzer goes off: HOLYSHITWHATTHEHELLASTHATMOMDIDYOUHEARTHATMOMPROTECTUS!

[identity profile] pds-lit.livejournal.com 2014-12-18 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Welcome to the clean machines kittens. All life is a new experience for the moment. Have they checkout each and every nook and cranny in the new place?

[identity profile] pds-lit.livejournal.com 2014-12-18 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Put cat crouches into the pantry and they won't ignore it. :)