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Life With Cats, part whatever
Dear Cat Of Size: Nice try in stalking away in disgust and turning your tail to us, but I was on the sofa too, I saw you close your eyes in contentment while the Kitten of Thursday carefully groomed your head and chin. You're totally busted.
(also, the fact that you don't squash him like a bug when he attempts to bat you over the head with one paw like that's going to make any impact whatsoever...)
(also, the fact that you don't squash him like a bug when he attempts to bat you over the head with one paw like that's going to make any impact whatsoever...)