"It's not so much that I mind a judicious amount of shall we say - compensation for our hard-working excise patrol," Giovanni groused as the security locks gave a gentle hiss, indicating that the cargo was once again sealed, this time with an official Eridani imprint replacing the Tau Ceti one, "but did they have to choose that particular crate to 'liberate'?"


(a high number of folk picking wine-based prompts. Can't IMAGINE why....)