(via Tamora Pierce/Keith deCandido)
42 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked:
1. First thing you wash in the shower/tub? Hands (mainly, testing the water temperature)
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Grey.
3. Do you plan outfits? Plan, as in "this works with that?" All the time.
4. How are you feeling right now? Stressed, although not all that much more than usual.
5. What's the closest thing to you that's red? A folder
6. Tell me about the last dream you had? I don't remember the details of last night's dream, but it was deeply disturbing.
7. Did you meet anybody new today? Not physically, no. On-line, yes.
8. What are you craving right now? Warmer socks.
9. What comes to mind when you think of Cabbage? Cole slaw.
10. Have you ever counted to 1,000? No.
11. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Yes
12. Do you like your hair? Yep.
13. Do you like yourself? About 94% of the time, which I'm calling a win.
14. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Probably not, although I could be civil if needed.
15. What are you listening to right now? Silence
16. Are/Were your parents strict? I'm the youngest of 3, they were well-trained by the time I came around.
17. Would you go sky diving? Perfectly damn good plane, you want me to jump out of it?
18. Do you like cottage cheese? Small curd, please.
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes
20. Do you rent movies often? Not unless you count Netflix as a rental.
21. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? We Do Not Sparkle Here.
22. Have you made a prank phone call? Not since I was 11.
23. Ever been on a train? On several different continents, in fact.
24. Brown or white eggs? Blue-speckled, if you have 'em, please.
25. Do you use chap stick? Yes
26. Can you use chop sticks? Yes
27. Are you too forgiving? No.
28. Ever been in love? Multiple times, often at once.
29. Last time you cried? Last week.
30. What was the last question you were asked? This is a trick question, isn't it?
31. Favorite time of the year? Winter
32. Do you have any tattoos? Yes.
33. Are you sarcastic? Nah, not even a little bit ./sarcasm
34. Ever walked into a wall? No.
35. Favorite color? Don't have one - depends on mood and shade.
36. Have you ever slapped someone? Slapped, no. Punched, yes.
37. Is your hair curly? Nope.
38. Do looks matter? Yes. A good side-eye or incredulous look is...oh. THOSE kind of looks. Yeah, they do, too, sadly.
39. Do you like your life right now? Very much.
40. Do you sleep with the TV on? I can sleep through anything except actual people talking near me (live, not canned)
41. Can you handle the truth? Occasionally with fireproof tongs, but yes.
42. Do you have good vision? Only when wearing my glasses.